Seriously, I can't decide which criminal is more stupid

The last criminal I posted about was stupid, but I think this is even worse.

A suspected arsonist was caught. She was video taped on a surveillance camera in a gas stationg singing, "The fire department is going to be mad at me." She is accused of setting off 7 fires.

Seriously. Some people just are not very smart. I group her with the guy that ran out of gas after robbing a gas station. If you are going to rob a gas station, get gas too if you're low. If you are going to set fires, don't sing about doing it in public.

This definitely qualifies as one of the dumbest things ever

I really love the headline for this story Man runs out of gas after robbing gas station.

Evidently, after robbing the gas station at knife-point, the man ran out of gas just up the road.

I can't even comment on how stupid that is; the story says it all.